Broadtexter Weekly

As most of you have probably heard, Broadtexter did not win the SXSW Web Awards. Everyone has been telling us that just being nominated was an honor in itself….but we know that’s bullshit. We totally have become the Susan Lucci of the mobile technology world.

We have demanded a recount of the votes, but so far no one at SXSW has gotten back to us.

This is why we are officially, “calling out” the guys from Stikkit (they were the ‘winners’). That’s right - we are ready to settle this thing once and for all and we’re gonna do it the old-fashion way. With a good old street fight. That’s right - No knives, no computers, just hand to hand, man to man, computer programmer to computer programmer contact.

So, to the guys from Stikkit, if you’re reading this, meet us behind the cafeteria at 2:45 next Thursday. Leave your pocket protectors at home.

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Our internal editorial conversation about this write-up

Teddy: Is this appropriate?
Andy: No, this is completely inappropriate.
Dave: We can NOT post this.